I love fall!
The season is finally here, although you wouldn’t know it by the crazy 80 degree weather today.
Tonight I was listening to my mom and my aunt discuss small town gossip. Nothing worth sharing here…but they threw out a lot of names.
“Remember when our cousin Billy, ya know, the one that married Susie Smith before she became Susie Johnson and then got a divorce and married Ed Whosawhatsit? Yeah, that Billy. Well he had a son 40 years ago with his first wife Jennifer who has 4 kids from her first husband Hughie who later married the local shopkeepers mom.”
That’s seriously how the conversation went. I realized 2 things during this chat:
1. My extended family may be solely resposible for the insanely high divorce rate.
2. I can never, ever, ever date somebody within a 40 mile radius from this town. I am almost 100% certain that I am in some way genetically related to every male who lives in this county.
September 25, 2011 | Categories: Aaron Rodgers is a Stud, At Least I Think I'm Funny, Dating, Girl Talk, Just Sayin', Living at Home, Small Town Life | Tags: aaron rodgers, dating, divorce, fall, pumpkin | Leave a comment