I love fall!
The season is finally here, although you wouldn’t know it by the crazy 80 degree weather today.
Tonight I was listening to my mom and my aunt discuss small town gossip. Nothing worth sharing here…but they threw out a lot of names.
“Remember when our cousin Billy, ya know, the one that married Susie Smith before she became Susie Johnson and then got a divorce and married Ed Whosawhatsit? Yeah, that Billy. Well he had a son 40 years ago with his first wife Jennifer who has 4 kids from her first husband Hughie who later married the local shopkeepers mom.”
That’s seriously how the conversation went. I realized 2 things during this chat:
1. My extended family may be solely resposible for the insanely high divorce rate.
2. I can never, ever, ever date somebody within a 40 mile radius from this town. I am almost 100% certain that I am in some way genetically related to every male who lives in this county.
September 25, 2011 | Categories: Aaron Rodgers is a Stud, At Least I Think I'm Funny, Dating, Girl Talk, Just Sayin', Living at Home, Small Town Life | Tags: aaron rodgers, dating, divorce, fall, pumpkin | Leave a comment
Before I go into tonight’s post, I just want to remind you all of something:
You will forget that Facebook changed their layout by this time next week. It’s totally fine. No need to keep bombarding me with your Google+ invitations because I’m pretty sure we all collectively decided to ignore Google+ months ago.
I also wanted to say, Happy First Day of Fall! Let the pumpkin latte drinking, mitten wearing, scarf wearing and Halloween costume shopping begin.
Naturally now that it’s fall, I’m making my Christmas list. If any of you happen to be a secret Santa of mine, let me offer a suggestion: this.
Tonight, I’m going to leave you with a thought on children’s television.
TV has arguably become more educational and nurturing since the days of Doug, Ren and Stimpy and Rocko’s Modern Life. But what are these shows preparing our youth for?
While watching Backyardigans with my niece today, I noticed a strange theme in the episode. The female characters (Tasha and Uniqua), were living in a volcano and demanding that the male characters (Pablo, Austin and Tyrone) bring them what they want.
What did they want? They wouldn’t tell the guys!
Instead of standing up to these demanding women, the guys scrambled to offer up the biggest and best gifts they could find.
In the end all the girls wanted was to be invited to the luau happening in the village.
Read: The girls just wanted a little attention.
Did the girls just ask for attention? Nope. They sat on a volcano, threatened to make the volcano erupt if the guys didn’t read their mind.
Gee. That doesn’t sound familiar to me at all.
(Thanks to a friend from Philly for showing me those handsome shirts, as well as helping me come up with the names of the best tv shows the 90’s had to offer.)
September 24, 2011 | Categories: Aaron Rodgers is a Stud, At Least I Think I'm Funny, Girl Talk, Just Sayin', Living at Home | Tags: 90's tv, aaron rodgers, doug, facebook, fall, google, rocko's modern life | Leave a comment